81 Funny ask quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  Commentary:
  "Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

  Commentary:
  "When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

  Commentary:
  "Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! 😅🔍📝"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "When asking your girl what's wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️‍♂️📉💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, this guy didn't just miss the memo, he missed the whole chapter! 🤷‍♀️ Let's hope he enjoys surprises as much as he enjoys dinner dates! 🙊 #Awkward"

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