130 Funny ask quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  1 week ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

• Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, conversation, forget, humor, joke, journey, long story, narrative, saying, short, short story, start, story, storytelling, take, unexpected

• Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, call, communication, humor, husband, let, me, overuse, phone, phone call, phrase, relationship, said, wait

• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, dinner, family, family dinner, holiday, humor, just, life, mashed, mashed potato, me, pass, potato, question, questions, Thanksgiving

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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  1 month ago

  ambition, ask, audacity, big, boldness, cheat, cheat code, code, level, life, major, request, thing, universe

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  1 month ago

  advice, ask, help, helpful, humor, i, last, losing, memory, put, question, questions, search, someone, something, where

• “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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  1 month ago

  ask, bad, bad news, feel, feeling, feeling bad, flashlight, health, humor, i, introspection, me, mood, myself, news, question, sarcastic, self-reflection, shit, staring, time, while, why

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  1 month ago

  ask, conversation, fault, faults, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, interaction, listen, memory, name, social, social interaction, someone

• Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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  2 months ago

  ask, communication, culture, deep, explain, humor, love, man, men, relationship, respect, sign, something

• What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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  2 months ago

  ask, beginner, beginner question, being, curiosity, funny question, getting, humor, just, nosy, question, someone

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