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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
134 Funny ask quotes
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”
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Sounds like someone unlocked the "husband hotline" feature on their relationship plan! 📞🤔🤣
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a yacht. The universe might just hand you a paddle! 🚤🍋😄
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
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Feeling like a human battery constantly at 1% 😅🔋📉 #SOSRecharge
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
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Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?
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When's the snooping class graduation ceremony? 👀🎓🤣