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Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Going viral on Telegram:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Trending via YouTube:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Live now on WeChat:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Live now on Twitch:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Making waves on Reddit:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Just shared via Reddit:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Making waves on TikTok:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on Reddit this month:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

72 shares on Threads this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,479

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Just landed via Instagram:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Just shared via Slack:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Going bananas on X:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Going viral on X:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Trending via TikTok:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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