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5 months ago
Share →: Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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"Admit it, we all turn into professional negotiators when saying goodbye to our pets – promising a quick return as if we're striking a crucial trade deal with them 🐶🐱 Who can resist those pleading eyes and wagging tails, after all? It's a sacred ritual of leaving the house – the 'I'll be back soon' declaration to our fur babies, complete with guilt-inducing puppy-dog stares and purrs of disapproval. It's an emotional rollerco
5 months ago
Share →: All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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"Life of a perpetual work warrior be like: ⚙️🏠👀🔄 Can we please add a few more blinks of fun and leisure in between, pretty please? 😅💼💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Ah, how the tables have turned! 🔄🙈 It seems the generation gap has shrunk to a mere Wi-Fi signal 📶, with parents now mastering the art of memes and emojis while their tech-savvy offspring raise an eyebrow at their online antics. Who knew our biggest concern would be explaining to our parents that not everything on the internet is true… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤣
5 months ago
Share →: The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"
5 months ago
Share →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁
5 months ago
Share →: I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Oh, the good old days when hide and seek was the ultimate challenge! 🙈 Who knew that finding a perfect hiding spot could be so crucial for survival? 😂 Ah, the innocence of childhood, when the only worry was hoping your friends wouldn't find you behind that tree or under the kitchen table! 🌳🏠 #NostalgiaAtItsFinest
5 months ago
Share →: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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"When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It's a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it's all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜
5 months ago
Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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"Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed. Because who says dreams can't come true while getting some extra beauty sleep? 😉💤 #DreamOn"