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Funny bad things quotes

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

2 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago