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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,101

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17,252

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Just shared via YouTube:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Just landed via Discord:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Seen just now on Twitch:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Dear Santa, Money!

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Funny barking quotes

Funny barking quotes 🐶😂 are the perfect way to add a little woof-tastic humor to your day! Whether you’re a dog lover or just enjoy a good giggle, these playful sayings capture the silly, loud, and lovable side of our furry friends. Get ready to paws and laugh out loud—because sometimes, a bark is worth a thousand words! 🐾🎉

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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2 months ago

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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3 months ago

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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4 months ago

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

83 shares on X this month:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

26 shares on Facebook this month:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

86 shares on Discord this month:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

24 shares on Threads this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Just landed via Reddit:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Breaking via TikTok:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Spotted on Slack:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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