I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'you made your bed now lie in it' clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds 🛏️. I'll happily lie in any bed as long as there's a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! 💁‍♂️😂 #LazyLuxury"

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Commentary:
📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Going to bed early to fast forward to the next day – the ultimate time travel hack of tired adults! ⏩😴 Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a cozy bed waiting for you at home? 🛌💫 #AdultingLikeAPro"

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Commentary:
"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"