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"Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills ๐๐๐ #AntiSocialGoals"
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- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
- I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
- Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and itโs not even dark yet.
- Warning: This movie contains โAdult Themesโ such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
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"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ " -
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"When you're a night owl dating an early bird, and your relationship is just one big snooze button struggle. ๐๐ฆ๐คโ๏ธ๐ฆ" -
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"Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! โ๏ธ๐ด #Overachiever" -
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"When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! ๐๐โค๏ธ" -
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"Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. ๐๏ธ๐๐ด #HomeSweetBed" -
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"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! ๐๏ธ๐ด๐ง Who will win tonight? ๐ค๐ค" -
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"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! ๐ด๐๏ธ๐" -
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Can't argue with that! Bed is basically the VIP lounge of adulting! ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ช -
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Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! ๐ค๐ฐ๏ธ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? ๐๐ Sleep your way through historyโdreams are the new quantum leaps! ๐ดโจ
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- The theory that two stacked beds canโt be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.
- Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
- A man rejecting my advances canโt hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
- It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
- I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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