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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,366

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Broadcasted on X:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Making waves on Telegram:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Making waves on Slack:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Making waves on YouTube:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Spotted on Facebook:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Spotted on Messenger:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Just shared via Facebook:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on X this month:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

53 shares on Slack this month:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,618

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Live now on Telegram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Just landed via Instagram:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Going viral on Slack:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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