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Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Spotted on Reddit:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Shared recently on Discord:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Funny bliss quotes

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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76 shares on Slack this month:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

69 shares on Discord this month:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

81 shares on Telegram this month:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Trending via Facebook:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Going viral on Messenger:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

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