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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Breaking via Twitch:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Going viral on Slack:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Live now on Telegram:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Going viral on YouTube:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Funny bliss quotes

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Discord this month:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

39 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

16 shares on Discord this month:

They’re making me get out of bed.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Spotted on Telegram:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Shared recently on Threads:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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