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Brains: the ultimate drama queens of multitasking! 🤯🧠🙅♂️
115 Funny brain quotes
Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’
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When you’re reading and hit a name roadblock, so your brain goes full keyboard smash mode! 🤯📚😂
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
All quiet on the frontal lobe.
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Looks like my brain is on vacation mode 🧠🏖️ Silence is golden, right? 😂
Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.
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When he's around, my brain's on vacation mode! 🏖️🧠😜
I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.
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Helping your wife's brain clear up space like a digital Marie Kondo 🧹✨ #HappyWifeHappyLife
My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”
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When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”
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Sundays: when your brain transforms into that overly concerned friend who just realized you haven't started your week's worth of adulting yet 😅🧠💥
I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?
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Ah, the real mystery of life: every room's a Bermuda Triangle for memory! 🧠🚪🤔