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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Making waves on Slack:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Spotted on WeChat:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Making waves on Messenger:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Trending via Messenger:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Seen just now on X:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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39 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I am half agony, half hope.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Shared recently on WeChat:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Spotted on YouTube:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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