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- Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
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- When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.
- I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
- My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
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- Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.
- I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
- I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.
- Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
- You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.
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