Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
Commentary:
"Ah, the morning surprise concert featuring the one-hit wonder of your playlist! It's like your car's way of saying, 'Good morning, here's a throwback to last night's dance party you may or may not remember.' Time to start the day with a bang, whether you're ready for it or not!"