14 Funny carry quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're practicing the 'out of sight, out of pickpocket's mind' strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z's! 🕵️💼💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles"

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