14 Funny clock quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! 🕰️💸 Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! 😂 #InheritanceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! 🕰️🤪 Maybe it's high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. 🤣 #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

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