Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews
Funny coastal quotes
I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?
Commentary:
"Living near the coast sounds like a dream! Just casually strolling on the beach on a Tuesday? Must be nice 😒🏖️ If only my nearest 'coastal area' wasn't a three-hour drive to a muddy river. Oh, the envy is real! 😂 #BeachGoals"