The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.