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I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Just landed via Reddit:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Just landed via Facebook:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Making waves on Discord:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Breaking via Discord:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Seen just now on Reddit:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Trending via Facebook:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

115 Funny crazy quotes

Funny crazy quotes embrace the wild and whimsical side of life with humor! 🤪😂 From amusing remarks about chaotic moments to playful takes on outlandish behavior, these quotes capture the joy and laughter found in the craziest situations. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in the madness! 😄🎉

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It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

24 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Trending via TikTok:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Making waves on WeChat:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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