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At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! 😴😂✨
119 Funny crazy quotes
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.
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Wow, reading Shakespeare feels like unlocking the "Where'd That Phrase Come From?" achievement on every page! 😄📜✨
Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.
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Sounds like a perfect plan for one long, hilarious roller-coaster ride! 🎢😂
A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.
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Just when I thought I was the only one with a season pass to Crazyland, it turns out it's a full house! 🤪🎢
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.
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I spend so much time consulting my imaginary debate team that I've basically become a psychic 😂🔮🤔
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷