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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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