There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Commentary:
"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Commentary:
"Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"