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Funny Quotes About cure
- Who needs a cure when you can have more cowbell?
- Cure: the only four-letter word that can save lives!
- They say laughter is the best cure, but have they tried chocolate?
- I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Who needs a cure for that?
- My doctor told me to eat more greens. So, I ordered a mint chocolate chip ice cream. Close enough, right?
- I don't need a cure for my procrastination. I'll just deal with it tomorrow.
- I don't always seek a cure, but when I do, it's usually for a case of the munchies.
- If laughter is the best cure, then sarcasm is the best medicine.
- Why cure your sweet tooth when you can just feed it more sugar?
- Finding a cure for boredom is a never-ending quest. Thank goodness for Netflix!
- They say the early bird gets the worm. But the late bird gets the coffee, and who needs a cure when you have caffeine?
- I tried to cure my fear of heights, but I just couldn't get off the ground.
- Do I need a cure for my laziness? Meh, I'll think about it later.
- There's no cure for a bad hair day, just a reliable hat collection.
- They say time heals all wounds. I say chocolate heals them faster.
- Is there a cure for a case of the giggles? Asking for a friend who can't stop laughing.
- I thought I needed a cure for my singing voice, but my cat disagrees.
- They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, and that's pretty close to a cure.
- Who needs a cure for Monday blues when you have a weekend coming up?
- I may not have a cure for my indecisiveness, but I'm pretty sure I'll figure it out eventually.
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