Funny cure quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? #DragonTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! #SweatinNotStressin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to look at it! Who knew combining two deadly vices could result in a miracle cure? Just be sure to smoke your bacon responsibly, folks! #BadIdeasGoneGood

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

  Commentary:
  "I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas #InsomniacGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how a simple phone call can snap us out of our phone-induced trance? Call for help – literally! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"

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