Funny cure quotes

• Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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  1 week ago

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• “Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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  2 months ago

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• An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, cure, dragon, escapism, fantasy, fun, humor, me, whimsy

• Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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  2 months ago

  cure, depression, enemy, exercise, fitness, hotter, humor, motivation, self-improvement

• Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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  2 months ago

  bacon, cure, food, health, humor, irony, kill, smoking

• I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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  2 months ago

  cure, determination, found, humor, i, insomnia, irony, rest, sleep

• Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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  3 months ago

  addiction, amazing, call, cure, fast, humor, i, irony, moment, observation, phone, technology

• Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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  3 months ago

  cure, depression, financial, financial freedom, freedom, happiness, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, million, money, thing, wealth

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