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6 months ago
Share →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Commentary:
Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"
6 months ago
Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
6 months ago
Share →: Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless mystery of the refund process – proving once again that time is relative in the realm of banking! 🔄⏳ Maybe they're practicing the art of delaying gratification… or just really good at suspenseful cliffhangers! 😉 #TheBankingChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Commentary:
"Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"
6 months ago
Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"