166 Funny date quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blink if you want me!

  Commentary:
  "Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

  Commentary:
  "Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix & by yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy"

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