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- The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.
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- Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
- You donāt know a person until youāve seen them eat popcorn.
- Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
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"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! š š¼ļø Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? š #datingnewbie" -
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"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! š§¹š± Better to be safe than sorry, right? š #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife" -
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Share ā: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.Commentary:
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Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! šµļøāāļøšŖ Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? š®š Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! š§ŗš Just remember to -
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"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' šš Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? š #FridayVibes"
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- Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.
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- I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, Iām ready now.
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