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🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"
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- I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.
- Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
- My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
- All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.
- I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”
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"My dogs don't feel earthquakes because they're too busy creating their own seismic activities with their non-stop gas emissions! 🐶💨🌍 #EarthquakeProofPups" -
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"Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr" -
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"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes" -
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Looks like someone found a sneaky loophole in the office pet policy! 🐶❌🦙✔️ Forget "take your dog to work day" – it's all about "take your alpaca to work day" now! Watch out, your boss might soon be giving you the side-eye during team meetings with an unexpected furry friend by your side. 😂🦙👔 -
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"Men are like dogs 🐶💁♀️. Sure, they're cute and all, but who has time to clean up their messes and take them out for walks? 🤷♀️ Maybe some treats and belly rubs will do the trick instead! 😉🐾" -
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It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings -
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"Well, maybe they're just not into the paw-fect attendance policy 🐾🐕 Who can blame them though? With all that unconditional love and tail-wagging joy, they've probably already secured a spot in doggy heaven anyway!" -
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"Ah, the glamorous life of a chauffeur to mini-humans and four-legged furballs! 🚖👶🐶 Who needs a limo when you've got a minivan full of chaos and cuteness? 🚗😂 #ParentingLife" -
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"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"
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- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
- Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
- Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.
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