Commentary:
Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑
54 Funny dogs quotes
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.
Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.
Commentary:
Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙♂️"
Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.
Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.
Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"