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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"
6 months ago
Share →: The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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"Ah, the famous correlation between rain and donuts – a classic combo like PB&J! 🌧️🍩 Who needs an umbrella when you've got a delicious stack of 6 donuts to keep you company on this wet and wacky adventure? But hey, who's counting when you're enjoying the sweet side of life, right? 😄 Embrace the rain, savor the donuts, and let the good times pour! ☔️🍩"

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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