16 Funny driver quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃‍♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️‍♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you're stuck behind a slow driver. Let's hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

  Commentary:
  "Seatbelt? Check. Prayers? Double check. 🙏 Hold on tight, folks – we're in for a wild ride with the sisterly speedster at the wheel! 🚗💨 #SurvivorModeActivated"

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