Commentary:
Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor
14 Funny enemy quotes
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
Commentary:
"Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies"
Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let's make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies"
Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
Commentary:
🎯🤦♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣