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16 Funny enemy quotes

Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025