18 Funny enemy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 💔😈 Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 📸😜 Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic love-hate relationship with oneself! Who knew being your own worst enemy could also make you your best friend? 🤔🤷‍♂️ Remember, always keep your friends close and your enemies… well, apparently even closer because they might just be you! 😄👯‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine trying to rap battle with someone, only to have them drop a Shakespeare-level sonnet about your shortcomings 🎤🧐 Talk about a lyrical ambush! #RhymeAndShade"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

  Commentary:
  Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let's make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

  Commentary:
  🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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