38 Funny escape quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

  Commentary:
  "I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

  Commentary:
  🎪🤡 "Well, watch out folks! We've got a potential circus recruit here ready to trade in daily inconveniences for some serious acrobatics and clowning around! 🤹‍♂️ Step right up, join the fun, and leave those minor annoyances behind! Who knew the big top was the ultimate escape plan?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃‍♂️🍦#LifeMotto"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders

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