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2 months ago
Share →: At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Commentary:
When you're trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you're interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤
3 months ago
Share →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Commentary:
Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee
5 months ago
Share →: Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Commentary:
Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷‍♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Commentary:
🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed
5 months ago
Share →: Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop 🙉📱Let's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Commentary:
"Attention all public speakerphone users: You have officially been dubbed the designated annoyance in public spaces. 🙄🔊 Remember, a little volume control goes a long way in not becoming a public enemy. 😂 #SpeakerphoneEtiquetteFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Commentary:
"Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"
6 months ago
Share →: There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Commentary:
Looks like your company's "reply all" game is as strong as a wet noodle in a tornado 🌪️🍝 Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle of managing email etiquette! Maybe consider hosting a workshop on the delicate art of hitting that "Reply All" button 💌💥
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Commentary:
"Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay 💌🤷‍♂️ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! 💍😄"