When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Commentary:
"Be cautious! One slip of the tongue and suddenly 'Chair' or 'Lamp' could be the hottest baby names of the year! 👶🪑💡"

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Commentary:
"Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Commentary:
Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro