115 Funny everything quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. 🧹🏠 #ForeverDirty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

  Commentary:
  "Beer is the versatile ninja of beverages 🍺⚫️ You can never go wrong with a trusty brew by your side, just like the timeless elegance of black clothing! Cheers to the ultimate pairing for any occasion! 🍻🖤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive Windows software update – the holy grail of computing hopes and dreams! 🤖💻 Will this be the one that finally brings peace and harmony to our digital lives, or will it simply introduce a whole new slew of bugs and glitches for us to marvel at? 💥💢 Either way, buckle up and prepare for some unexpected adventures in the world of tech! 🚀🔧 #TechTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

  Commentary:
  🧀🤣 If these walls could talk, they'd probably be grate-ful for all the cheesy goodness they've witnessed! Looks like this guy's relationship with cheese is no secret around here.🧀😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

  Commentary:
  "Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a dangerous game, so might as well go down in style! 🎲💥 Whether it's skydiving, spicy food, or extreme knitting, make sure your demise is one for the books! 😜🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

  Commentary:
  No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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