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"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
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- It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.
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- Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.
- My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.
- The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
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"🛒✈️ Seriously, does buying a pack of gum come with a boarding pass now? Stay tuned for the next announcement reminding you not to leave your sense of humor at the security checkpoint! 😂 #InflightShopping" -
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Ah, those carefree days of yore when we couldn't wait to be adults, only to realize that bills and responsibility were major buzzkills 🤦♂️🙈 Who needs naptime and recess when you can have taxes and deadlines, right? #AdultingFail -
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"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures" -
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Living alone: where you're the undisputed ruler of your domain, with the added bonus of never losing your keys but also the frustration of finding them right where you left them 🏠🔑 #SoloLife #PerksAndPitfalls -
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"Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything" -
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"Ah, the joys of adulting – when making coffee and moving from the kitchen to the couch qualify as major achievements! 🤣☕️ It's all about setting realistic goals, right? #SundayVibes" -
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🤷♀️ Oh, she's bad alright… at parallel parking, following recipes, hitting snooze on the alarm multiple times… You name it! Looks like being a bad girl is just not her forte. Maybe she should stick to being good at being adorably self-deprecating instead! 😂#BadAtEverythingGoals -
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🤣💔 Oh, the chaos of kitchen rearrangements – a significant event husbands everywhere dread! It's like a culinary treasure hunt, except the prize is, well, finding the salt shaker in the spice cabinet. Hang in there, dear husband, your culinary quest just leveled up! 🍴🔍
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- As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
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