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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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27 shares on YouTube this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

20 shares on Slack this month:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

50 shares on Reddit this month:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Just landed via X:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Just landed via Threads:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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