A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."

I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"