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"Being flexible is definitely my strong suit, just as long as everything goes exactly as I envisioned it in my mind palace with absolutely zero deviations… π
π€·ββοΈ Who needs spontaneity when you've got a perfectly crafted blueprint, am I right?"
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- I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didnβt specify which year I was referring to.
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- Dating now is basically choosing which red flag youβre willing to tolerate.
- Donβt tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
- Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.
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"Ah, the timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet takes a modern twist! πΉπ Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a man in jim-jams under your balcony? π #ModernRomance" -
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"Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? π±πΉ It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! πΈ" -
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Ah, the age-old cleaning strategy of selective visibility! π§ΉπΆοΈ When you hit your 40s, suddenly dust bunnies become invisible until your guests arrive. It's like magic, but without the sparkling clean finish! β¨ Dust or dazzle, the choice is yours! π -
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π πΌπ Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa π€ΆπΌπ° Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! ππ¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦ #ParentingPerks -
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"Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! π It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! π Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! π" -
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"When you've achieved the impressive feat of disappointing better people, it's almost like winning a not-so-desirable award ππββοΈ Keep reaching for new lows!" -
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"Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! π°π Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? πͺβ¨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented" -
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ππ³ Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! π€ͺ Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos! -
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Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning β the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 𧩠Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. π§ Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! π·π
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- The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is βfine once you get to know themβ.
- You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.
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