You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of aging – where squinting at tiny instructions becomes a daily workout for the eyes! 👵🔍 Who knew that deciphering minuscule print could become a major challenge in the quest for wisdom and experience? Embrace the magnifying glass, my friend – it's the must-have accessory for the seasoned connoisseur of life's fine print! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #AgingGracefully

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old cleaning strategy of selective visibility! 🧹🕶️ When you hit your 40s, suddenly dust bunnies become invisible until your guests arrive. It's like magic, but without the sparkling clean finish! ✨ Dust or dazzle, the choice is yours! 😄

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It's just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Commentary:
"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"