16 Funny eyesight quotes

• One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, better, car, eyesight, fun, humor, minute, next, stereo, turning, young, youth

• Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, contact, contact lens, contacts, eyesight, free, glasses, joke, lens, seeing, surprise, vision, wait

• I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, eye, eyes, eyesight, getting, humor, i, joke, just, perception, self-deprecating, smaller, thought, worse, wrinkle, wrinkles

• Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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  4 weeks ago

  adulthood, aging, bad, convince, eyesight, font, font size, going, humor, just, means, self-deception, size, small, too, trying, yourself

• Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, eyesight, failing, humor, mirror, nature, older, past, self-image, shock, stress, walk

• You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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  1 month ago

  age, asking, changes, eyesight, getting, getting older, humor, instructions, keep, know, life, life changes, older, print, small, small print

• Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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  1 month ago

  40s, adulting, age, cleaning, expectations, eyesight, guest, humor, level, readers, related, welcome

• I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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  1 month ago

  age, appearance, eyesight, face, feet, hold, humor, i, just, know, menus, okay, pretty, reality, ruse, self-deprecation, think

• The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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  1 month ago

  age, eyesight, humor, i, looks, lose, losing, older, perspective, problem, self-deprecation, wisdom

• Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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  1 month ago

  90, doctor, eye, eye doctor, eyesight, health, humor, joke, right, test, vision, vision test

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