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14 Funny eyesight quotes

Funny eyesight quotes πŸ‘“ bring a hilarious twist to how we see the world (sometimes literally)! Whether you’re squinting at your phone πŸ“± or hunting for your glasses πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ, these witty gems will have you laughing through the blur. Perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of blurry vision but loves to keep things light and bright πŸ˜„πŸ‘€! Get ready to smile and see things from a funnier perspective!

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking β€œWhy do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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