55 Funny fast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃‍♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"

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