93 Funny favorite quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

  Commentary:
  "🍳 Don't be a flip-flopper when it comes to spatulas! It's time to whisk up some maturity and get yourself a favorite one! 🥄 After all, a good spatula will always stick by your side, just like a loyal pancake waiting to be flipped."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone takes their pool game very seriously! 🎱 Who needs a lucky charm when you've got a favorite hole, right? 😄 Keep sinking those balls like a pro!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nineties – where car stereo theft was a competitive sport! 🚗💿 Well, that's one way to outsmart those sticky-fingered thieves! Because why break into your car when there's nothing worth stealing but the glove box itself? 🤣🔊 #NinetiesHacks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

  Commentary:
  Looks like dad's got those dad jokes down pat! 🤣 But hey, at least it's a wholesome punchline! 🤷‍♂️ #DadJokesForDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"

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