107 Funny feel quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

  Commentary:
  "Spending hours trying to capture a teenager's smile is like tracking a rare species in the wild 📸🦁 Their smiles are elusive, mysterious, and often require patience and expert camouflage gear! Keep up the great work, intrepid photographer-parent! 🌿😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

  Commentary:
  "Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling incompetent at work? Just remember, at least you haven't upended half the planet with a single click! 😅💻 #SoftwareFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' 'change the subject' desperation move in a sinking job interview ship! 🙈 Looks like that conversation hit an iceberg and now you're just trying to stay afloat like Rose on the Titanic! 🚢 Keep your chin up, maybe next time lead with your impressive knowledge of cat memes instead! 😸 #InterviewGoneSouth

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

  Commentary:
  "Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

  Commentary:
  "Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

  Commentary:
  "My dogs don't feel earthquakes because they're too busy creating their own seismic activities with their non-stop gas emissions! 🐶💨🌍 #EarthquakeProofPups"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of percussive maintenance! 💥😂 Some people definitely could use a gentle tap on the 'antenna' to get their signal straight! 📺👋 #StayTunedForBetterReception"

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