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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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5 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Commentary:
"Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Commentary:
"Rent keeps going up faster than my hopes of ever having a work-life balance 🏠💸🕰️ #RentIsTooHighButSoAreMyHopes"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"
5 months ago
Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Commentary:
"Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"
5 months ago
Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Commentary:
🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!
5 months ago
Share →: Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Commentary:
Looks like those finances needed some serious therapy after that examination! 💸🔍 Taking a deep dive into your bank account can be scarier than watching a horror movie marathon. 😱 Hopefully, next time you tackle those numbers, it won't feel like facing a financial apocalypse! 💥💰
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
5 months ago
Share →: “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between saving money and buying everything on sale 🤑💸 Who needs savings when you can have a closet full of bargains, am I right? 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"