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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Going viral on Reddit:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Just shared via Pinterest:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Just shared via Discord:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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51 shares on X this month:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

85 shares on WeChat this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My life is based on a true story.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Tested positive for being single af

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Shared recently on Reddit:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Shared recently on Discord:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Breaking via WeChat:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Shared recently on Telegram:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Live now on Discord:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Trending via Slack:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Freshly posted on X:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

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