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- Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.
- I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.
- My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
- The first five days after the weekend are the worst.
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- If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
- My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
- A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.
- Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.
- I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.
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