Commentary:
"Looks like most men have to wait until the very end to enjoy some blooms! 🌼💀 Guess they really nailed their funeral attire with a floral display in the end!"
14 Funny flowers quotes
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance
A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.
Commentary:
When one person can unlock doors and also your wild side, you've found a multitasking legend! 🚪💐🥳
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
Commentary:
Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂