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Funny Quotes About "free"

1. "I'm not cheap, I'm just on sale for free."

2. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

4. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

5. "I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

6. "I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It was 2 hours at a time, but still."

7. "If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel."

8. "I don't have a beer belly, I have a champagne abdomen."

9. "I exercise extreme caution when approaching a buffet."

10. "I like to think of my bed as a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."

11. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just falling with style."

12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

13. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

14. "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop making me angry."

15. "I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy."

16. "I'm not short, I'm just more down-to-earth than most people."

17. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just gifted with a bad memory."

18. "I'm not indecisive, unless you count my difficulty in choosing what food to order."

19. "I'm not awkward, I'm just at a higher level of social distancing."

20. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a leisure activity enthusiast."

Funny Quotes About "free"

1. "I'm not cheap, I'm just on sale for free."
2. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
4. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
5. "I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
6. "I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It was 2 hours at a time, but still."
7. "If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel."
8. "I don't have a beer belly, I have a champagne abdomen."
9. "I exercise extreme caution when approaching a buffet."
10. "I like to think of my bed as a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
11. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just falling with style."
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
13. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
14. "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop making me angry."
15. "I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy."
16. "I'm not short, I'm just more down-to-earth than most people."
17. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just gifted with a bad memory."
18. "I'm not indecisive, unless you count my difficulty in choosing what food to order."
19. "I'm not awkward, I'm just at a higher level of social distancing."
20. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a leisure activity enthusiast."