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80 Funny free quotes

Funny free quotes are like little bursts of joy that can brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😂. Imagine scrolling through a collection of witty one-liners and hilarious quips without spending a dime 💸. Perfect for sharing a good laugh with friends or spicing up your social media feed 📱. Dive into a world of humor where the only thing serious is how hard you’ll be laughing 🤣!

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Posted on11 minutes ago11 minutes ago

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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