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37 Funny free quotes
The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
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Mar 18, 2025
I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
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Mar 17, 2025
Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.
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Mar 8, 2025
As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
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Feb 1, 2025
I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.
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Jan 28, 2025
Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.
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Jan 28, 2025
Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.
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Jan 28, 2025
Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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Jan 28, 2025
Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
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Jan 28, 2025
God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”
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Jan 27, 2025
I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.
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Jan 26, 2025
Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.
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Jan 26, 2025
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.
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Jan 26, 2025
If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
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Jan 26, 2025
Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
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Jan 26, 2025
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
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Jan 25, 2025
Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.
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Jan 25, 2025
After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.
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Jan 25, 2025
I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.
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Jan 25, 2025
Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.
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Jan 25, 2025
“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.
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Jan 24, 2025
I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.
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Jan 24, 2025
I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
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Jan 24, 2025
I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
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Jan 23, 2025
Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
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Jan 23, 2025
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