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40 Funny free quotes

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

2 weeks ago

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

1 month ago

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

1 month ago

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

2 months ago

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

3 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

3 months ago

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

3 months ago

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

3 months ago

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

3 months ago

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

3 months ago

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

3 months ago

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

3 months ago

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

3 months ago

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

3 months ago

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

3 months ago

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

3 months ago

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

3 months ago

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

3 months ago