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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ā€˜There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ā€˜The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, ā€œEw,ā€ and you’re free.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I stopped writing ā€œFeel free to reach out if you need anything elseā€ at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Posted onMar 31, 2026

You can just comment, ā€œYou two look nice,ā€ on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Adding ā€œFree HBOā€ to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

No, I’m not ā€œdating anyone.ā€ I’m really busy playing outside.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

That ā€œmeeting canceledā€ ping is a gift from the Gods.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Posted onMar 29, 2026Mar 29, 2026

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