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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️
86 Funny free quotes
I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.
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Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈
Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!
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Wow, you mean your eyes come with the premium upgrade pack? 🕶️✨ Who knew 20/20 vision was the ultimate life hack! 👀😂
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.
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That’s one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! 📚😂💔
Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.
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Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷♂️📺
I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.
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That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦
Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.
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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.
Commentary:
"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.
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"Shh… I'm staying quiet so my genius doesn't accidentally cause a ruckus! 🤫🤪 #SilencedSmartypants"