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Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Spotted on Telegram:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Breaking via Telegram:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Making waves on Reddit:

Body by sandwich.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Spotted on Telegram:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Just landed via Facebook:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Making waves on Reddit:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Live now on Messenger:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Spotted on Discord:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Going viral on Messenger:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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