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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Going bananas on WeChat:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Making waves on Slack:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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