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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

2 months ago

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

3 months ago

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

3 months ago

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

3 months ago

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

3 months ago

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

3 months ago

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

3 months ago