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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?
Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”
Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.
Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
2 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Commentary:
Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉
2 months ago
Share →: Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Commentary:
🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Commentary:
Oh, the endless possibilities of a good haircut! 💇‍♂️ If only sleek locks could unlock the secret to a perfect existence… 💭💇‍♀️ Alas, it seems we must navigate life's twists and turns with our wild tresses and unruly manes! 😄 #HairGoals #LifeChangesWithAHaircut
5 months ago
Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
5 months ago
Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Commentary:
🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"