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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025