11 Funny garlic quotes

• Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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  bread, comfort, comfort food, food, garlic, garlic bread, humor, therapist

• “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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  desire, exaggeration, food, garlic, humor, love, much, next, romance, sarcasm, too

• I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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  bread, food, friendship, garlic, humor, i, never

• A garlic a day keeps people away.

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  away, day, garlic, health, humor, keeps, people

• You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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  bread, cooking, food, garlic, humor, just, why, wonder

• Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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  comma, commas, creativity, food, garlic, heart, humor, measure, writing

• I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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  clove, cooking, fresh, frustration, garlic, hate, humor, i, little, paperwork

• Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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  cooking, ever, food, garlic, here, humor, irony, joke, just, lie, myth, seasoning, think, vampire

• A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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  away, daily, daily routine, day, doctor, food, garlic, health, humor, routine, wellness

• Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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  bread, faith, food, garlic, humor, i, love, marriage, relationship, trust

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