24 Funny girlfriend quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

  Commentary:
  Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of waiting for your girlfriend to get ready… a test of patience and shoe-tying skills! Remember, timing is everything – don't let those shoe-tying skills trip you up! 👠⏰😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ancient art of basketball spin to unlock the mysteries of dating 🏀💕 Who knew finding love was just a stylish finger move away? 😉 Just remember to keep your balance – in both basketball and relationships! 🔄 #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

  Commentary:
  🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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